TV Sluts and Pigs

We all know them. Guys and girls who have no morals or scruples. They jump from bed to bed. They sleep around and they cheat on their spouse or lover. Or they refuse to get in a committed relationship for various reasons like they refuse to get hurt like their other friends have. Their bedroom becomes a playground. Here are some of television’s most well known pigs.

Dan Fielding played by John Larroquette on Night Court . Dan thought of the courtroom as his own personal pick up joint. His sexual exploits were legendary , but in the end only one woman would be the one.  . his friend Christine.

This is the woman who put the “Sex” in Sex and the City , Samantha Jones.  Kim Cattrall’s character bedded more men then any of her friends.  She found them everywhere and she didn’t care what age they were or what they did, as long as they were good in bed.

Neil Patrick Harris was so adorable as a kid as Doogie Houser, then he grew up and became How I Met Your Mother ‘s resident pig Barney Stinson.  Barney refuses to grow up and thinks of every woman as a challenge . He actually has a game plan for trying to pick up women.

Blanche of the Golden Girls just goes to show you that it doesn’t matter how old you are, you can still entertain men in large numbers. Rue McClanahan’s character was the Golden Girl that had a revolving door on her bedroom.

Jon Hamm has taken an old stereotype and made it into one of television’s most recent pigs. Don Draper and the other boys of “Mad Men” have no problem cheating on their wives. Don just seems to be the ringleader with his cool, suave manpig looks.

Christine Applegate grew up on television as one of the biggest manwhores ever, Kelly Bundy, the oversexed daughter on “Married With Children”  But with a role model like Peg, could you blame the kid?

Joey Tribbiani spent his life bouncing from girl to girl , sleeping with them and never calling them again. He even slept with the twin sister of one of his best friends. Ursula.  Yet with these three hot girl friends, he never bedded them. But after seeing his friends in committed relationships, he finally decided to settle down. Ironically , the girl that stole Joey’s heart also stole Matt Le Blanc’s and he and Andrea Anders are now together.

Of course females aren’t the only  ones to be manwhores, Will and Grace’s Jack McFarland managed to go to every gay bar in Manhattan and the tri-state area and pick up boys. Sean Hayes played the actor/whore to perfection as he mooched off his dear friends.

Dr Mark Sloan came to SGH after his best friend found out he has been sleeping with his wife.  But did that stop the rock star plastic surgeon? No, he tried to bed every woman he could . We found out  that he had fathered a child who was now pregnant . And he also slept with his best friend who ended up a lesbian and shares a child with Callie and Lexie. Eric Dane plays the piggish surgeon with a swagger and sex appeal.

Hell hath no fury than the woman who is scorned. And that is definitely Kristin Shepard of Dallas. Kristin had to live in the shadow of her sis and then she decided to take sis’s hubby too. But when that failed and JR had her arrested to get rid of her, Kristin started her own campaign to fix him by sleeping with a bunch of men to blackmail him.  Kristin then got pregnant and those nasty hormones caused her to shoot him.  Kristen was living high with all those child support checks until her expensive habit caught up with her. Kristin is played by Mary Crosby.

James Galdofini took the part of Tony Soprano and made it his own. The Sopranos is one of the finest written series in tv history. Tony didn’t know why he acted or felt the way he did, that is why this mob boss started seeing a shrink. In the mean time, he still had people whacked and slept with Russian whores despite being happily married. Oh and he and his cronies love to lounge at the Bada Bing and drink and watch strippers too.

Laurie Foreman was the perfect little tease for her little brother’s adolescent friends. She slept with one of them while he was still with his girlfriend and then offered to marry another so he could get a green card. Lisa Robin Kelly personified the girl in a world of when Farrah Fawcett covered young boys walls.

Bruce Willis’ intro to television was Moonlighting bad boy David Addison. He was a con man, a party boy and he loved his women.  There had been so many until the ultimate woman walked into his life Maddie.   In real life, one woman also calmed down Bruno, his first wife, Demi

Drea De Matteo personified sex appeal as Adriana LeCerca on The Sopranos. She brought this over to her new show , Joey. As the over sexed Gina, she raised a geek son but that didn’t stop her. In a traffic jam, she jumped from car to car to try to pick up men. She also announced to her brother to feel her breasts after a boob job.

Larry Hagman played one of the biggest pigs in tv history JR Ewing. Dallas’ resident villain.  He prided himself on having the best looking woman in Texas as his wife, but that didnt stop him from bedding down secretaries, other men’s wives, and just any girl he could.  He ended up with an illegitimate son and lost his empire as a result of his infidenlities.

Sid Fairgate’s baby sis  breezed into Knots Landing and then it  changed for ever. Abby started with very married Richard Avery and then headed for the mother lode, Gary Ewing. On the way , she also slept with big brother, JR and continued to commit adultery, steal babies,  and other crimes. Donna Mills was the perfect nighttime soap bad girl.

In the seventies there wasn’t a bigger pig than Larry Dallas of Three’s Company. Richard Kline played the best friend of Jack Tripper and even used his buddy’s name to get a woman in bed.

Morgan Fairchild has spent a career playing girls that are bad. This also includes the first Jenna Wade on “Dallas”  But her worst , had to be trying to seduce her son’s best friend on “Friends’. Nora made out with Chandler’s college roommate Ross.

Ted Danson was the perfect cad as Sam Malone on Cheers. He was the little boy that refused to grow up. Diane tried to tame him, but it was no use.  Sam continued to date women using his charm and that also included with the so called loves of his life.

Glenn Quagmire on Family Guy proves that cartoon characters can be pigs as well. Quagmire is the man who loves women , all women and sex.

John Travolta started his career playing young Vinnie Barbarino on “Welcome Back Kotter”  Vinnie was known for making dates with two different girls on the same night. He also was crushed when his dying grandmother’s wish was for him to become a priest . After all, priests can’t have sex.

Katherine Helmond ‘s Mona on “Who’s The Boss”  was another older woman who loved to flirt with men of all ages. She was the opposite of her staunch daughter , Angela.  Mona even got pinned to a frat  boy and serenaded by his fraternity.

Before he lost it, Charlie Sheen was the perfect pig on Two and a Half Men. Charlie was a jingle writer who refused to grow up. He drank, slept with women, and gambled. Who would have ever guessed that his end would come from one of the many women that he bedded?

Jackee was Sondra the tramp of 227. She had men always coming out of her apartment.

Corbin Bernsen wooed the ladies on LA Law as Arnie Becker. Becker loved his women, so much that he fell through the ceiling onto the desk of his girlfriend while having sex with another woman. Oops!


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